Lazy and scared of pain...and it shows

When I have kids, I want to skip the child-birth and losing weight portions.

Just a thought.

All grown up

It's odd to feel the effects of aging at only 25...
- When planning a driving route, I choose the least-aggravating route, not necessarily the shortest or quickest
- My patience for immature people has run out
- I notice a drastic increase in recovery time from injuries
- I can't sleep unless I have my own pillow
- I carry an old-lady-pillbox with 3 types of pills
- I can't remember the last time I frolicked
- My already bad memory is deteriorating
- I can't remember the rest of my points